• Lilly Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
  • Lilly Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
 

(Source: dannpayne)

 

avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

the-prisoner-of-baskerville:

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.

Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Had Permission To Blow Shit Up.

shout out to potatoes for being so fucking versatile and delicious 

(Source: phore)

 period-problems:

not 15. not 14. not 13. not 12.9 and not 12 or below. 16+ for sex is the legal age depending on your state
just to clear up debates i’ve had in the past on here.

period-problems:

not 15. not 14. not 13. not 12.9 and not 12 or below. 
16+ for sex is the legal age depending on your state

just to clear up debates i’ve had in the past on here.

 
 partouse:

a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.

partouse:

a trashy couple is going at it in the front yard.

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literallysame:

can we bring this back